Follow the gold beacon. Press E near characters and objects.
Phase-2 bricks: 0/3 • Weak points: 0/3
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WASD walk Mouse look Space jump E interact / dialogue Shift sprint RMB / G grab or drop LMB throw Wheel held-brick distance M sound Esc pause
E or left click to continue
SOUTH PARK
LEGO GLOBE: THE PHASE 2 PROBLEM
The Underpants Gnomes finally discovered Phase 2—and turned it into a
subscription service. Cartman took a commission, the town’s underpants
auto-renewed, and reality has been rebuilt as a LEGO globe because
continuity is apparently too expensive.
Recover Phase 2, confront Cartman, and destroy the Profitron 9000.
WASD — Walk around the globe
Mouse — Rotate camera / look
Space — Jump
E — Talk, collect, use consoles
Hold RMB or G — Grab/move bricks
Left click — Throw a held brick
Mouse wheel — Move held brick closer/farther
Shift — Sprint
Keyboard and mouse required. An unofficial fan-made parody with an original
episode-style story. Not affiliated with South Park or LEGO.
PAUSED
Cartman has paused the game to look for a pause-menu sponsor.
PHASE 2 RESTORED
THE END
You saved South Park from an underwear-based subscription economy.
Kenny is fine. Cartman is already planning a sequel with loot boxes.