The most civilized argument in human history, rendered as a physics toy. Pull the paper, tear it, and pick your side.
Drag the paper on the canvas, or press O / U to switch and Space to tear.
Toilet paper hangs on a spindle in one of two orientations. The paper either drapes over the top of the roll, facing the user, or unrolls under the roll, facing the wall. Both are technically fine. Neither is willing to admit it.
The sheet comes off the top. Tear-off is at arm's length, the roll looks tidy, and you can see what you're doing. Its supporters call it "the way God intended."
The sheet comes off the bottom, facing the wall. Supporters say it's more controlled and that a dispenser should not be a suggestion. Critics say it's a hostage situation.
The rare, centrist position. Holds that the paper is just paper and that anyone who gets a strong opinion about it has too much free time.
Click each card. These are the talking points people actually use, presented with the rigor they deserve.
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